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1 . PROGRAMMERS
The flowers arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
he shouted on the florist the florist said"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry,
you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!'
Guess Who?
It's my
Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's O.K.".
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Later the little boy asked his father,
"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man,
still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him,
he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"
GOD answered....
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"When I made woman,
I decided she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet,
made her arms gentle enough to give comfort..
to endure childbirth
and the rejection
that many times will come
even from her own children.
I gave her a hardness
that allows her
to keep going and take care
of her family and friends,
even when everyone else gives up,
She has the very special power to
to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....
I gave her strength to care for her husband,
and I fashioned her from his rib
I gave her wisdom to know that a good
sometimes tests her strengths
It is hers to usewhenever needed and !
sisters, and special women in their lives.
Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her whole night. Nor any jagran's
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense. '
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
so b single n do wtever u want..
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing"
2)
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."
-That's Advertising"
3)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me
- That's Telemarketing"
4)
u're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations
5)
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition"
6)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- "That's Customer Feedback"
7)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- "That's demand and supply gap"
8)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him
-"That's competition eating into your market share"
9)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- "That's restriction for entering new markets"
Some peplole never understand.....
Once a lady while having a conversation with her lover asked:
Lady:
Why do you like me..?? Why do you love me..??
Man:
I can't tell the reason.. But i really like you..
Lady:
Why can't even tell me the reason..
How can you say you like me..??How can you say you love me.??
Man:
Lady:
Proof! No!! I want you to tell me the reason.. My friend's boyfriend can tell her that why he loves her but not you..!
Man:
Ok..ok..! Erm.. Because you are beautiful,
beacuse your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of ur smiles,
because of your every moments,
The Lady felt very satisfied with the Man's answers..
Unfortunately, a few days later,
The lady met with an accident & went to comma..
The guy then placed a letter by her side,with the content as..
"Darling, bcoz of the sweet voice that i love you,
Now can you talk?No! Therefore i cannot love you..
Bcoz of the care & concern that i like you,
Now that you cannot show them, i cannot love you..
Bcoz of ur smile, bcoz of ur every moments that i love you,
Now can u smile..??No! Therefore i cannot love you.
If Love needs a reason like now,
there is no reason for me to love u anymore..
Does love need a reason..????
NO!!! THEREFORE, I STILL LOVE YOU...."
"True Love never dies for it is lust that fades away.
Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."
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Immature love says "I Love u because i need You."
Mature love says "I need you because i Love You."'
Fate determines who caomes into your life,
Heart determines who stays..'
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TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES
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IF THIS TRUE LOVE STORY MADE U LEARN SUMTHING THEN PLS WRITE UR COMMENTS BELOW!!
This LOVE STORY is dedicated 2 my ANGEL.. (future gf)
KUMAR..