1)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing"
2)
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."
-That's Advertising"
3)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me
- That's Telemarketing"
4)
u're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations
5)
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition"
6)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- "That's Customer Feedback"
7)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- "That's demand and supply gap"
8)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him
-"That's competition eating into your market share"
9)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- "That's restriction for entering new markets"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing"
2)
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."
-That's Advertising"
3)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me
- That's Telemarketing"
4)
u're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you"Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations
5)
You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich!"Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition"
6)
u see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- "That's Customer Feedback"
7)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- "That's demand and supply gap"
8)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and shegoes with him
-"That's competition eating into your market share"
9)
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- "That's restriction for entering new markets"
Comments (4)
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yeah sure... lols... hahahaha..
majja aati hai aaise padhne mai laadkiya bich maiaa jaye toh padhai mai intrest badh jata hai.,,, lols
hey wen vl u strt ur mrkting class...sir
sirr...
mujhe mktg kab pada rahe hun ????